Bachelorette Party Toasts

Here are some toasts for your bachelorette party

– Never go to bed mad; Stay up and fight.

– Here’s to the land we love and the Love we land.

– Women may have many faults, men have only two… everything they say, and everything they do.

– Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

– Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.

– Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

– A toast to love and laughter and happily ever after.

– Here’s to being single, drinking doubles and seeing triple.

– May your wedding night be like a kitchen table: 4 legs and no drawers.

– When we drink, we get drunk. When we’re drunk, we fall asleep. When we’re asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

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